It's been a tough week at my day job and Scream Queen needs some American Horror Story. I still don't love this villain, Bloody Face, but I'm trying to roll with it. He takes out Adam Levine, but I still don't think that's the last we're going to see of Mr. Maroon Five. Sister Jude seems to use God when she feels like it. She decides that God would be fine with electroshock therapy and sends Lana for a little treatment.
Meanwhile, Dr. Thredson interviews Kit, and diagnoses him with "acute clinical insanity." Mary Eunice continues to feed the creatures out back, and the doctor gives her a candy apple in return. Dr. Thredson is upset about the conditions at the hospital, and Sister Jude has the best response ever: "It's a madhouse, doctor. What did you expect?"
A mother and father bring their son in, who has started speaking strange languages and ripped apart their cow and ate the heart. You know, normal teenage behavior. Dr. Thredson wants a closer look. I've seen enough movies to diagnose it as a demon possession. Shelley is just such a wild and entertaining character. She's my favorite, along with Grace, the one that looks like Christina Ricci. There are a lot of people being introduced on this show in only two episodes and I'm getting a little overwhelmed. IMDB has been my friend.
The exorcism begins. Sister Jude gets booted out, and she is none too happy. "It's no place for a woman," says the priest. I'm thinking she's the wrong gal to say that to. Dr. Arden, shortly after calling Shelley a whore, calls a hooker over to his house. Just to eat food and drink wine though. No big deal.
Sister Jude is finally invited to join the exorcism, but she just gets locked in the room with the possessed kid, who reveals her worst secrets. Not only did she used to be a sauced-up turboslut, but she also killed a little girl when she was driving drunk. Guess she's not as holier-than-thou as she seems to act.
The demon knocks the power out, and Lana stages her escape with Grace. But she ruins it for herself when she decides to blow up Kit's spot. WTF. Dr. Arden definitely has a weird fetish about tying women up...also may be a murderer. Bonus: refers to vagina as a "mossy bank." Awesome. Additionally, strong possibility that Mary Eunice is now possessed by the devil.
Lana gets "rewarded" for being a tattletale by watching Grace and Kit get caned. Oh well, maybe just Kit. He seems to be suspiciously eyeing a glass on the desk next to him. Next week -- lots of screaming, Mary Eunice looks crazypants, and maybe we get to see the creatures!