Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Meanwhile, it's the holidays at Briarcliff. Mary Eunice is ALL ABOUT IT. She's chopping hair off left and right to hang on the tree. Sister Jude tries to come in, but Mary Eunice boots her right out.
We revisit last Christmas, when it seems things went horribly wrong. Briarcliff is in possession of the Santa murderer, and he gets verryyy antsy around Christmas. He rips a dude's face off. But now, Mary Eunice is happy to to give him a Santa suit to wear. I mean, what's Christmas without a little murder?
Dr. Arden brings Mary Eunice a present. A pair of earrings that a woman swallowed and shit out over and over at Auschwitz. Instead of disgusted, she is delighted. That upsets Dr. Arden. Lana is puking her guts out. Sister Jude is begging to be let back into Briarcliff, when Dr. Arden comes to pay her a visit. He begs her to help with Mary Eunice.
Kit dreams of his wife and Grace. Lana asks him a billion questions when he awakens. Sister Jude and Dr. Arden are working together against Mary Eunice. Meanwhile, Monsignor is practically drooling over her. Creepy Santa is out in full force, and Mary Eunice is more than happy to accompany him.
Santa attacks Sister Jude while Dr. Thredson guns it out for Lana. Luckily Kit's still rattling around the asylum. Luckily for all of us, Sister Jude gets the better of the Santa! Until next week, crazypants!