Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Creepy dolls abound in the butler's room. He looks like the guy with the weird hand from Scary Movie. He wraps up Madison's body as Fiona sits by and smokes. A loud crash makes her take off looking for Cordelia, but instead finds Queenie, attacked by the minotaur. Cordelia and Fiona manage to pull together and save her, and decide that they will solve everything internally from here on out. Delphine is feeling guilty, since Queenie saved her from the minotaur.
Marie is working hard at the hair salon, when her husband's head gets delivered to her. Poor Kyle is repeatedly knocking his head on the bathtub and bleeding everywhere. Seems he came back slow and stupid instead of evil. Zoe feels guilty that they brought him back to life, and leans towards feeding him rat poison.
Fiona is excited about Halloween, but Delphine is not. Fiona takes off in a witch costume, while Marie runs around frantically getting ready to avenge her husband's death. She calls a decades-old truce with the other witches OVAH. Poor Cordelia, her husband is cheating on her with some redhead, who appears to be the maid from the first season of AHS. Delphine rushes to thank Queenie for saving her life as soon as she regains consciousness. Nan announces the arrival of some visitors, which turns out to be the council on witchcraft.
Plot twist! Turns out Nan summoned the council when she stopped hearing Madison's thoughts, therefore becoming concerned that she was dead. The council quizzes everyone on Madison's powers and behaviors. Cordelia's husband continues to romance his red-headed friend, who thinks they are exclusive. Oooops, and then he just shoots her right in the head.
Fiona is bored with the council's grilling, especially as they recall that two witches have disappeared right after seeing Fiona for the last time. Looks like she killed the last Supreme that she took over for, and then killed Madison, who she thought would succeed her. Also, we find out how Spaulding lost his tongue, after a fellow witch enchanted a spell where he couldn't speak a lie, in hopes to out Fiona. Of course, he can't speak any truths without a tongue!
As their last witness, the council calls Spaulding to write the name of the witch who mutilated him. We flashback to the night he cut out his own tongue, after professing his love to Fiona. We also find out that Madison was not meant to be the next Supreme, since they need to be in perfect health, and Madison had a heart murmur.
Marie is doing her raising-the-dead spell, and corpses are starting to creep up from the ground. Nan sets up a memorial for Madison. Spaulding plays with his creepy dolls, also dressing up as one. He has Madison dressed up and posed, drinking tea. Cordelia and Fiona are out boozing. Cordelia goes to the ladies' room to puke and rally, and gets acid thrown in her face! The cutie pie from next door brings over cookies for Nan, while Delphine's dead family shows up at the front door. Zombies straggle all throughout the neighborhood! It's a Walking Dead/AHS mashup!!